Say What Now
Description
How a Meddling Mother Nearly Ruined My Marriage
How We Rebuilt Our Marriage Through Therapy
Saving a Marriage After an Affair
Can Marriage Survive Infidelity?
Is Your Marriage a Partnership or a Prison?
Keep Him From Walking Out That Door
Managing Expectations in Dating
Why I Believe In Marriage
Dating Advice From Happily Married Couples
The Man or the Money
Walk Away From Parental Control in Relationships
When You’re Stuck in the “Casual Dating” Zone
A Necessary Courtesy or Just Overkill in Online Dating?
I was having a conversation the other night with friends about stuff that drives guys crazy. (more on that on later, or not) It got me thinking about things guys do that drive me crazy, and more importantly things guy say that drive me crazy! You know those things you never want to hear a guy say again.
The following are 10 things I never want to hear another boy say to me (Again)!
1) “You have a cute little tummy.”
Are you serious right now!? I am like 99.9862% positive you just called me fat.
2) “I forgot how great you are.”
Of course I’m great you tard! I’m amazing in fact, and all that time you spent away/forgetting me was totally your loss!
3) “If you also have toast and bacon or sausage that would be great too.”
Dude I just made you eggs, fruit, and coffee and this is the first time we’ve had sex. Check yourself! Then check yourself again!
4) “Don’t forget your granny panties.”
They may or may not fall under the category of “granny panties” that is irrelevant. All I know is you seemed pretty excited to be seeing them earlier so pay them some respect.
5) “Can I take a shower?”
I’m going to let you cause I’m a good hostess, but No, no you cannot take a shower. Unless we are in a committed relationship or we are spending the whole day together you cannot use my shower and use a perfectly clean towel, or my expensive shampoo. Pick up your dirty clothes put them on and leave.
6) “We have to lay sideways on the bed or it makes noise.”
Ok I get it your bed squeaks when we “move”, that is cool I can respect that. But if it makes those noises just from a little motion you need to either get a new bed frame or find someone else who is comfortable only “being” in one spot.
7) “I’m not really looking for a serious relationship right now.”
Dude! Did you hear me at anytime say I was? Wow, you’re great and all, but your heads getting big. I like you and you interest me that is all…. Nobody mentioned a relationship and I sure as hell didn’t mention babies!
8) “That was my ex girlfriends I just haven’t gotten around to throwing it out.”
Please note if you have been out of a relationship more then 2weeks your apartment should Not include the following: makeup, nail polish, jewelry which obviously cost less the $20, female deodorant, a curling or flat iron, or tampons. (Also, unless you guys lived together your apartment should never include the above)
9) “Are you going to write about me?”
Only when you say stupid ass stuff like that, Einstein! I’m spending time with you which means I probably like you enough to not subject you to being mentioned in a silly blog, or I will write about you once you become a douche-bag.
10) “What do you like to do for fun?”
I’m here right now and I was having fun until you started asking stupid questions like that.
(reason #_why I’m single: I can’t control my eye rolls when people say stupid things.)
SIDEBAR: I also have no desire to get into someone else’s dirty shower.
Début de l'événement
26.03.2025
Fin de l'événement
26.03.2025